Being the only vegetarian in a room full of unapologetic carnivores has proven to be awkward as hell over the years.

While I vow to summon my own special posse of non-Turkey carvers next year, its another rendition of Oliver Twist for now. On the plus side I can wear any body gripping outfit of my liking. Speaking of which, let us all take a minute to salute the bedazzling outfit above; gosh dang!

Wishing you all a very mindful Christmas.x