Lady Ledy Lei


ELLE France and others I don’t remember

Shania’s ‘Damn I feel like a Woman’ springs to mind right about..well a second ago, which is rare and odd, since I skipped around foolishly for years professing that I’m not a girl, not yet a woman. All I need is time…The kind the world tells me I have less and less of due to the forever ticking of my biological clock.

Word to the wise, DO NOT read celebrity baby blog. Politely decline to cuddle – if only for a second-any new borns pushed your way. Stop scanning Beyonce features on how empowering it is to be an expecting mother. It makes you sad and want to smother your pillow.

Long live oblivion!